
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
CGI Boy - Character - Dimitri Kozma

The Falling
Surreal Automatism - Dimitri Kozma
Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop
Not much has happened since yesterday (and the cleavage diving experience) but I did have some wonderful conversations with Bubbles & Lilie. Other than that, just a few movies and a nap. So I guess I'll just start with those...and follow it up with some news. Sound good? Okay, and away we go...




Bad Writing Contest Winners - A shambling sentence about screaming seafarers on the sturdy whaler Ellie May stood shoulders above the rest in an annual bad writing contest. David McKenzie, 55, of Federal Way, Washington, won the grand prize in San Jose State University's annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest with this:


Arnold Klein, Michael Jackson’s Dermatologist, Is Biological Father of Prince Michael I and Paris Michael II, King Of Pop’s Two Oldest Kids
Arnold Klein, the dermatologist of Michael Jackson, is being claimed as the biological father of Prince Michael I and Paris Michael II, the two kids Debbie Rowe had for the King of Pop.
"He is the dad. He and Debbie signed an agreement saying they would never reveal the truth." a Jackson insider told Us Weekly.
Debbie, who met Jackson when she was then a nurse assistant working for Arnold Klein in the 1980s, had reportedly admitted in 2002 that she carried his children as a personal favor. "I said, 'Let me do this. You need to be a dad. You have been so good to me”, she was quoted as saying.
Another shocking revelation is that Debbie is not the biological mother of Prince and Paris. She was simply used as the surrogate, and paid to carry the children.
And Prince Michael II (nicknamed Blanket), the youngest son of Jacson, was also not the biological son of the late pop icon, the Hollyscoop reported.
Sarah Jessica Parker Twins Photo: Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge Broderick First Photo Released
Sarah Jessica Parker and her husband Matthew Broderick have released the first photo of their twin daughters, Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge Broderick, who were born via a surrogate on June 22.
The photo, which includes the proud parents, the new born twins, and the big brother James Wilkie Broderick, was taken in their home on Monday in New York.
In this first offcial photo of the twin girls, Sarah Jessica holding Marion, Matthew holding Tabitha, and the 6-year-old James Wilkie stands in between mom and dad, gazing intently at one of his little sisters.
What a happy family!
Demi Lovato Fall Onstage Video: Demi Lovato Falls Down Stairs During Singing You're Mine in Philadelphia
Demi Lovato slipped on the stairs and fell down while performing Until You're Mine during her Summer tour 2009 in Philadelphia on June 27. But she handled it really well by laughing it off.
This was not the first time the 16-year-old Disney star stumbled on stage. Last August, Demi Lovato suffered a similar mishap during Burning Up Tour in Chicago.
Mariah Carey as “Eminem” in “Obsessed” Music Video (Picture)
Mariah Carey dressed up as Eminem for Obsessed music video (Picture: MariahCarey.com)
Can you recognize the person in the picture above? It’s not rapper Eminem, but pop singer Mariah Carey! The wife of Nick Cannon dressed up as the controversial rapper Eminem while filming her new video, Obsessed, Monday in New York.
Eminem has talked about his alleged romance with Mariah on his song titled Bagpipes From Baghdad with the lyrics “Mariah whatever happened to us. Why did we ever have to break up? Nick Cannon, you better back the f---up. I’m not playing, I want her back…”
Now, Mariah, who previously denied the romantic relationship with Eminem in 2001, has fired back. She sings in Obsessed with the lyrics "Why are you obsessed with me/lying that you're $exing me?”.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Joey, Have You Ever Seen A Grown Man Naked?
I've finally been able to stop by the DMV and register my car for yet another year this morning (f**king taxes for nothin') and though I was a little irked...I was also in a great mood...and then it happened. The time had come again to pay rent for the upcoming month, so I went to the office to hand in my check. I was greeted by the two blonde girls who show off the rooms. The one who gave me the original tour and says "like" and "totally" all the time...and describes everything as "supercute", we'll call...Ditzy, and the other who seems a lot more intelligent and has an ample bosom, which she likes to display fortunately, we'll call her Mitzy. Well, Mitzy had seen me work out a few times (the bathroom is adjacent to the universal weight machine) so she greeted me by name, "Hey $teve, how can I help you?" "I just needed to pay rent before you ladies kick me out." I pull my check out of my pocket and a few pennies fall out onto the carpet. We both go down to pick up the change...and BOOM! I'm face-first in her love pillows. I'm talking skin on skin contact (and she may had been wearing perfume). Now, my instinct is to do certain things with my mouth...but I resist the urge...and we both kind of shoot back to an upright position, staring at each other stunned for a second...then slowly turns to smiles. "Wow!!! I ugh...I'm sorry, I...I'll get the change." Ditzy says from her desk, "OMG!" (Told you, she's a f**king cliché) and Mitzy is just laughing at my awkwardness, "$teve? How dare you? What kind of girl do you think I am?" I'm blushing (and wearing a sh*t-eating grin at the same time), "I'm sorry, I...honestly couldn't have planned that any better." We had a good laugh...and I got my ass out of there before they could change their minds about the situation (been to a few too many sexual harassment trainings in my life). So yeah, great way to start the day...with accidentally motorboating a beautiful blonde that I pay monthly. I can just see it now. Every time we see each other, we'll just start laughing...and nobody else will know why...except Ditzy but she'll probably forget...by lunch tomorrow.
Last night, I hung out with my dad for a few hours and we watched "Aliens" and "Airplane!" and cooked some burgers. Apparently my step-uncle's getting married on Saturday (yes, the 4th of July). Why? Because when else can you have a parade & fireworks for your anniversary? My dad & stepmom were married on the 4th of July too. Not a bad time for a wedding either. Everybody will be in town for family gatherings and what have you, the weather's usually pretty good (maybe a little on the warm side), it's easy to remember (gentlemen) and most people can get that day off work. What's not to like about celebrating your Dependence on Independence Day? Not one darn thing. Something for all the future Mrs Dr Loves out there to think about...and if you don't like that idea, then you don't like America. Here's some news...

- There were 1,116 direct catastrophic injuries in high school (905) and college sports (211).
- High school sports were associated with 152 fatalities, 379 non-fatal injuries and 374 serious injuries.
- College sports accounted for 22 fatalities, 63 non-fatal injuries and 126 serious injuries.
- Cheerleading accounted for 65.2 percent of high school and 70.5 percent of college catastrophic injuries among all female sports.



Michael Jackson Autopsy Leaked: Michael Jackson Autopsy Details Indicated Pop of King Body Damage
The King of Pop was severely emaciated, almost bald, and badly disfigured at the time he died at his rented Los Angeles home last Thursday June 25, according to The Sun.
Here are some details of the late pop icon’s autopsy report:
*The 5ft 10in star weighed just 112 pounds. His stomach was empty except for some partially dissolved prescription pills.
*He was almost bald with only “peach fuzz” covering his scalp. He was reportedly wearing a wig at the time of his death. The bridge of his nose had vanished and its right side had partially collapsed.
*He was dotted with needle wounds on his hips, thighs and shoulders, believed to be the result of injections of narcotic painkillers he took three times a day for years. And a mass of surgery scars that suggest he had at least 13 cosmetic operations.
*His ribs were broken by CPR as paramedics tried to revive the singer after he collapsed in cardiac arrest. And 4 injection sites near his heart were found, apparently the result of a failed attempt to pump adrenaline directly into the organ to restart it.
"Michael’s family and fans will be horrified when they realise the appalling state he was in,” a source close to the Jackson camp said.
"He was skin and bone, his hair had fallen out and had been eating nothing but pills when he died. Injection marks all over his body and the disfigurement caused by years of plastic surgery show he’d been in terminal decline for years.”
Janet Jackson BET Awards 2009 Michael Jackson Tribute (Video)
Michael Jackson’s sister and father, Janet Jackson and Joe Jackson, attended the Black Entertainment Television (BET) Awards at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles Sunday night.
During her brief appearance at the event, Janet gave an emotional statement on her brother, Michael Jackson, who passed away Thursday June 25 at the age of 50.
"My entire family wanted to be here tonight but it was too painful… To you, Michael is an icon. To us, Michael is family. And he will forever live in all of our hearts. On behalf of my family and myself, thank you for all of your love, thank you for all of your support. We miss him so much. Thank you so much," the 43-year-old singer said tearfully.
After that, host Jamie Foxx performed a duet of the Jackson 5's I'll Be There with singer-songwriter Ne-Yo to pay tribute to the late pop icon.
R.I.P Michael Jackson, The King of Pop!
Janet Jackson BET Awards Michael Jackson Tribute video (June 28)
The phase shift popple illusion

The phase-shift illusion. When Gabor patches are aligned vertically and the phase of carriers is adequately shifted, the row of the envelope windows appear to tilt toward the shift.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
But Wait, There's More
Let's see. What's happened the past few days? Friday night, I went to dinner at Red Rocks with JL Clyde and J&M then headed over with them to a party for some free booze (it was three blocks from my apartment) and had a grand time there. Saturday, I did some errands like laundry, grocery shopping, cleaning, etc. Other than that, it was really a bunch of movies and Duckman. So without further ado, here are some reviews...



Also, one of the previews for this movie...was for a movie that I simply have to see. Why? Because it's called "All About Steve" and I really don't even care what it's about. If the name Steve is in the title, it HAS to be good...or at least watchable. Well, I looked into it...and it's actually not all about me (so gentlemen, feel free to take your dates to it and feel unthreatened) but rather it's the next Sandra Bullock chick flick. The premise is "Convinced that a CNN cameraman named Steve (Bradley Cooper, not Dr Love) is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler (Bullock) trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together. Sigh...it looked fairly funny...but still, great title.

Freaky Simpsons - Dimitri Kozma
I hope you like. Click to enlarge.

Land of Eyes - Dimitri Kozma
Michael Jackson Final Rehearsal Video to be Released as CD, DVD & Album
Michael Jackson's final rehearsal for his London concert tour on June 24, the night before his passing, could be released as the king of pop’s last album and DVD, according to TheWrap.com.
The several-hours-long rehearsal at the Staples Center in Los Angeles for the pop icon’s scheduled July 13 London concert was taped by concert promotion company AEG Live. It would be used to produce both an album and DVD of what Jackson had billed his "final performance” tour, titled “This Is It”. The footage also could be used to produce both a DVD and/or blu-ray discs of the entertainer’s last performance.
"We have a live album in the can”, TheWrap quoted one AEG official as saying.
Michael Jackson Time Magazine Special Commemorative Editon (Photo)
Time magazine will publish a special commemorative issue on the king of pop Michael Jackson, who passed away at age 50 on Thursday June 25. The special edition, which focusing on the life and shocking death of the pop icon, will be available on Monday morning, June 29.
Many celebrities wil share their remembrances in that issue. They include Stevie Wonder, Whitney Houston, Tina Turner, Nancy Reagan, Lenny Kravitz, Jesse Jackson, Tommy Mottola, Anjelica Huston, Clive Davis, John Mayer, and many others.
It would be the first time the magazine has come out a special tribute issue since the 9/11 tragic events that took place eight years ago.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Filipino Prisoners Thriller Dancing Michael Jackson Tribute (Video)
The Filipino inmates, who famed for a YouTube video of their Thriller dance in 2007, performed the show again to pay their tribute to their idol, The King of Pop Michael Jackson.
The 1,500 inmates at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, who have been practising the show for nearly nine hours on Friday night, danced to the music at the exercise yard inside the prison wall on Saturday morning.
Check out the video below:
Madonna Louis Vuitton Autumn/Winter 2009 Campaign: Madge Airbrushed into Barbie Doll? (Picture)
Madonna’s latest Louis Vuitton Autumn/Winter 2009 collection advertisement have been released.
The 50-year-old looks absolutely amazing and youthful like a barbie doll in the second campaign for Louis Vuitton, even much more younger than in the first.
It seems the queen of pop could turn back the time!
But, does someone notice that the fingers of Madonna’s right hand in the ad? Do you think it looks too unnatural?
Feeding - Dimitri Kozma

Tribute to Magritte
René Magritte: La Magie Noire (1933/34)


René Magritte: La Chateau des Pyrenees (1959)

and the interpretation by Andrew Matusik:

The melteds - Dimitri Kozma
Crying at the Living Room - Dimitri Kozma
Friday, June 26, 2009
Basketball's Christmas 2009
The concert last night was amazing...as far as cultural events go filled with classical masterpieces. Andre Rieu and his Johann Strauss Orchestra really outdid themselves and provided an evening full of a little dignified humor, great music...and for some reason they even threw in "My Heart Will Go On" and that's when I resorted to texting. JL Clyde apparently went to a special presentation of a movie that was so horrible that just checking out the preview for it...made me cringe a bit. It's called "Black Devil Doll" and apparently it's this independent blaxploitation horror flick that's touring around the world (kid you not, it's next stop is LONDON) and...well, just check out the preview if you dare. It's rated NC-17 and I think that's only because they couldn't give it a worse rating. Check it out...if you dare.
Other than that, of course, Basketball's Christmas 2009 Edition was last night with the NBA Draft...and I'm VERY happy with what my Spurs have done over the past few days...but here's a little review (and critique and random thoughts) of what went down last night...and what I believe the future holds for some of these players. Hope you enjoy.
2009 NBA Draft






Side note: Is it just me, or does the name Jason Williams seem to be cursed when it comes to the NBA? Observe. First, there was Jayson Williams who played with the Nets in the 90's and was one of the league's favorite guys. A great role player with a booming, fun-loving personality and a favorite on NBA Inside Stuff (which I watched religiously as a kid). He even battled through knee injuries with just a huge smile on his face. Then he accidentally shot a limo driver while showing off a shotgun...and tried to cover it up...and has managed to stay out of jail...but isn't the ball of passion that he once was. Every time I see him in the courtroom footage, I cry a little inside for seeing that passion die. Be careful with guns out there everybody. It's not just Jayson either. That was followed up by the aforementioned Jason Williams (hereafter referred to as J-Dub) who played high school ball with Randy Moss, college at Florida and then was drafted into the pros and was called the next Pistol Pete. Well, once he realized that the NBA actually plays defense once in a while, his fancy passing turned into turnovers, everybody realized he couldn't shoot, and he was a third string point guard for the Heat when they won the championship a few years ago...but never reached his potential. Not sure what he's doing now. Then there was Jason Williams (went by Jay to try to break this curse) who had an amazing collegiate career with Duke and was taken with the second overall pick by the Bulls in 2002 (only behind Yao Ming) and was on his way to resurrecting the Bulls franchise since Jordan left. Then he got in a motorcycle accident in the offseason...and his career was over. He's a broadcaster now on ESPN but who knows what he could've been as a professional player. He had some major skills and the right attitude...but a major mistake...and it's all over. I hope he goes on to win multiple awards for his broadcasting. He seems like a great guy. They all seemed like great guys (though J-Dub was kind of a West Virginia hillbilly) so it may just be mere coincidence that these horrible events and memories of lackluster careers feel upon these three gentlemen...but then again, everything happens for a reason, right? Who knows the mysteries of the universe? Anyway, back to the draft...








Anyway, that's what I think about the Draft...and of course there are still trades to come and contracts to be signed...so we'll see what happens over the summer...but barring something major, you probably won't hear from me about the NBA until around Halloween when the season starts again. I realize most of you don't care about basketball as much as I do...but these are just my thoughts and I thought I'd keep them down to check later and see if I predicted the busts or surprise players. It's what I do. Oh...and I think I saw something on the news about Michael Jackson & Farrah Fawcett passing away. Don't know if anybody else caught that. Rest in peace y'all. However, on that note, when I'm watching CNN...and it's nothing but them waiting for a coroner's report for six hours...that's not news. "Breaking news: "King of Pop" was major influence on younger artists" or "Lisa Marie: Michael was afraid he'd die like Elvis" Really? Is that breaking news? I'm afraid that I'll die like Elvis...but we all die...some of us on the crapper with a peanut butter & banana sandwich in our hand. That's life. Enjoy it while you got it. What does Obama think? "My condolences to his family. Now if you'll excuse me, Iran is trying to start another war...and I have a job to do."