New 'Get The Fuck Outta The Road' Program Aims To Increase Pedestrian Safety

Wow, leave it to The Onion to finger the pulse of America. Walking is a privilege, driving on subsidised roads with subsidised oil in subsidised cars is a right --- eh? While officials may be more polite than this I can't help reading this on most street signs - even the futile green "bike route" signs.May 3, 2008 | Issue 44•18 theonionWASHINGTON—In an attempt to address rising pedestrian deaths,