Why CHEERS wouldn't sell today

I was going to do this as a Friday question. But it seemed more like a Saturday answer. Arjewtino asked:

Of all the shows you worked on, which ones do you think would have had drastically different fates if they were aired today?

CHEERS
would never sell today. I can just see the pitch meeting. The
network executive would politely listen with a plastered pained smile.
When the pitch