Saturday, July 9, 2011

The Grouch Assesses Republican Primary Candidates - July Edition

Just in case any of you wondered where I stand, I thought I might give you my opinion of the current list of Republican presidential candidates. I'll update this each and every month until a single Republican is selected. If you think I'm all wet, leave me a comment and try to convince me otherwise:





CATEGORY 1
I WILL HAPPILY VOTE FOR:

Herman Cain
Michele Bachmann

CATEGORY 2
I WOULD HOLD MY NOSE AND VOTE FOR:

Rick Santorum
Ron Paul

CATEGORY 3
IF THEY ARE IN THE GENERAL ELECTION, I'LL VOTE 3rd PARTY, YOU'RE WELCOME, PRESIDENT OBAMA:

Mitt Romney
Newt Gingrich
Jon Huntsman
Gary Johnson
Tim Pawlenty (Demoted from CAT 2 to CAT 3 today)

There are several other minor candidates who I have omitted. If any should float to the top, I will render a judgement upon them.

Just for fun I'm watching Rick Perry, Sarah Palin, Allen West, Paul Ryan, and John Bolton as possibles. If any of these later declare, I will certainly give you a grouchified opinion.

There you go. The GROUCH has spoken. If you don't like my selections, let's hear about it!

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