A Hollywood tradition -- my Thanksgiving travel tips

The
Thanksgiving holiday is the peak travel weekend of the year (in
America. The rest of the world could give a rat’s ass about
Thanksgiving.) So as a public service, here again -- and with a few
additions -- are some travel tips:

Leave for the airport NOW.

Bring no luggage. Wearing the same clothes for a week is a small price
to pay. Plus, the airlines now charge you for